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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 31, 2007 7:53am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Please stop inappropriate hijacking

Is that really your best shot? Geeze: I'd have figured for such a loud mouth you'd have something good to grease me with.
Kinda proves my point, fish, that you are here primarily to be an asshole. And a good job you're doing!

T.T.--oooooh, ya got me good. I'll never show my face 'round here again.

This is the sound of me weeping. Oh--you can't hear anything?

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Poster: Fishead Date: May 31, 2007 8:00am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Please stop inappropriate hijacking

yeah i have the loud mouth ...dude you need to look in the mirror..and go read some of your previous posts like the obscene one you did a month or so ago ..remember that one ...yeah i thought so ......dumbass :)~~~~

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 31, 2007 9:15am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Please stop inappropriate hijacking

Ah, my fishy friend:

I apologized for that. Front and center. And you?

I have seen you, my finny friend, mounted on a slab of wood, head moving side to side, spouting pearls of wisdom on late night tv.

All hostilities aside,

"Drop the leash, drop the leash; get out of my fucking face." Is that the reference? If so, all is forgiven. Been to youcanfakoff.com?

Try again.

This post was modified by ghostofpig on 2007-05-31 16:15:18

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Poster: bluedevil Date: May 31, 2007 9:13am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Please stop inappropriate hijacking

Better than Ratdog . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WC6EbRQmJ0&mode=related&search=

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Poster: Fishead Date: May 31, 2007 9:19am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Please stop inappropriate hijacking

doesnt matter that you begged for mercy ....you did it and that's all that counts . it proves that you are just as much as an asshole as me/anyonelse .

most of us here no when the line is drawn and use common sense unlike you ..i haven't drawn the line anywhere...i don't make obscene posts ..so i make a wise crack -big deal
nothin' i have ever said compares to what you have said ..
like i said go back and read over some of your very obnoxious posts....they are all there..

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 31, 2007 9:58am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

You are absolutely right. You are a much better man than I am. Better, smarter, wiser, more likable, bigger, and so on. It's the size thing in particular that forces me to bow out of this absurd pissing contest.

You win, fins down. You de man. El hombre. Senior cajones. The heart and soul of the world. And I, I am an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a debt. A sham, a poser, the original nowhere man.

I am sorry that I have fouled your air, wasted your time, doubted you, annoyed you, cast aspersions at you. How awful of me.

You are truly the kingfish. And I am the pig who wallows in his own miserable shit.

I am particularly sorry that I made you so angry. I should have simply smiled and moved on when you tossed the first barb. Silly, immature me. As always. I should have quit while I was ahead--and never have been so foolish as to respond to your clever post. Whew. Learned my lesson!

Yes, I am the biggest asshole here; I confess. And I am not worthy of your sharp and witty responses. I should know better than to match wits with you, of scaly one.

I am sorry for existing. I am sorry for ever having posted here. I am especially sorry for any sins I or anyone else has ever committed.

And, yes, I will never live down my infamous post. All of your negativity could never match the horrible thing I did that day. Such a crime. I should have been asked to leave.
Why didn't you tell me then that I would never find forgiveness in your heart--or, clearly, anyone else's?

What a fool I have been, thinking that all those posts and reposts and threads I have been involved in were really hostile spears aimed at the core of my very soul.

I didn't realize that I was so universally hated; but I thank you for clearing that up.

You have become my teacher, my master, my avatar, my God.

I weep: for I will never be able to call you friend as so many others do. And I so wish I could be like you and be liked by you.

You ask me to drop the leash; but it is I who am your dog, sir.

I am nothing. I am worthless, meaningless. having realized this, I will go on ebay, buy a gun, and shoot myself.

I should never have shown my sad little face around here again. I should never have shown up in the first place.

I should go and join another forum. I will worship another band.

I will run away from here.


Goodbye cruel board.

I have learned my lesson and will never, ever doubt your might, your intelligence, your honor, your sincerity, your greatness again.

I am but a trickle of spit that rolls poorly of the tongue of an ant. I am wormshit; dirt that has been swallowed, digested, and excreted our of the slimy rectum of a squiggly
creature, and which serves only to fertilize things higher up in the order. And, to add insult to insult, the very creature that forms me is your food; that really puts me at the lowest rung to your highest.

My head is so empty that it is lighter than fly shit, which flies can leave on the ceiling.

Please don't hurt me. You have done enough to put me in my place as it is.

Please: I beg you. Please.

Pretty please?

Just this once?

Okay?

Sniffle.

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Poster: Fishead Date: May 31, 2007 10:43am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

clap ..clap..clap....oh the sarcasim....:)



finally admits it.....good man...bet you'll be able to sleep now.....

and yes i have been over at youcanfakoff (great name huh)just haven't downloaded anything yet....

peace and pearl jam on!!!!!

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 31, 2007 11:10am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

See--we can put on our Eddie Vedder masks and yell fuck you at each other all over the place.

Hatchet buried?

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Poster: Fishead Date: May 31, 2007 12:21pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

as long as it's ain't burried in my back !!!! :)

this is not for you ...no!!! never was indented to piss you off ..no!!!
sorry and peace !!!!! be cool !

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: May 31, 2007 10:32am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

A touch too much melodramatic self-flagellation, GOP (but I deny you not your pleasures being as liberal-minded as the next haggis-munching, whisky-swilling, bandy-legged Pict) and possibly, just possibly, aimed a wee bit too high to hit your designated target smack between those cold, unblinking eyes.

Still, I enjoyed it myself.

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Poster: Fishead Date: May 31, 2007 10:52am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

what's up rob...nothin' to say directly to me ...my cold eyes are getting a little red...whaaaaawhaaaaa

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Poster: cush212 Date: May 31, 2007 10:59am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

There, there Pig... I like you...

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 31, 2007 11:20am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

yeah, but I don't like you.

Just kidding!

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Poster: cush212 Date: May 31, 2007 11:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

Now my feelings are hurt!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Just kidding too...

:)

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 31, 2007 11:18am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

GOP wrote: "Yes, I am the biggest asshole here; I confess."


Ahhhhhhh...HELLLLLLOOOOO!!!!!

when did I lose my place as that????????

damn, this sucks

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 31, 2007 12:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

Mr. Wolf:

i said that I was the biggest asshole. Not the worst, the meanest, the most annoying, the the the the

I realize that size counts, but not on that side of the torso.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 31, 2007 12:05pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

thank you for the clarification Mr. Ghost

i certainly have striven for the at least the most annoying

;)

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 31, 2007 12:55pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

Sir, you are the only asshole I know who can actually howl through his rectum!

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 31, 2007 5:06pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

but that is only after some serious mexican food - either that or some good sushi with hot sauce

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Poster: Fishead Date: May 31, 2007 12:24pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

and all along i thought i was promoted to the new asshole of holes :-0

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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: May 31, 2007 12:30pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

Since everyone's getting along check out this beauty form the archive:

http://www.archive.org/details/celine_dion2007-05-31

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 31, 2007 5:05pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

dude - don't get a swelled head - i am the king asshole here :)

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Poster: Fishead Date: May 31, 2007 6:59pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An open apology to the mighty fish: I am gillty.

well you're right you do have a bigger ass than me
so i guess you keep your throne!!!! :~)

go cleveland .......cavs that is!!!!

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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: May 31, 2007 9:29am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Please stop inappropriate hijinx

Lighten up man, that is some decent strumming you got there. As far as I am concerned everyone is an asshole in their own unique way. Embrace it. Be one with the anus.

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 31, 2007 10:25am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Please stop inappropriate hijinx

Precisely.

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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: May 31, 2007 10:36am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Please stop inappropriate hijinx

It is time to take a moment and enjoy this:

http://www.archive.org/details/The_Goddess_Bunny